The return of Daarvid: Part 3

Previously on "The return of Daarvid": "I'ma gonna getcha!"

Our constant feud with Daarvid had reached breaking point. It was time to make the final move. Time to wash his brain of evil. With a deadly brain-washing sponge.

We sat in Ninja HQ (known to commoners as the Mac Lab), formulating a plan.

"Alright, I'll grab him. You cut his head open and steal his brain."
"Sounds like a plan."

We then whistled innocently as we approached him. He was totally convinced that we were acting innocently.

"Oh look, it's my arch-nemises Tej and Nick, but they're just whisting innocen-"
"Now Tej!"
*grabbing noises*
"Nooooo! I was totally fooled by your plans"
"Yes you were! Now watch as I cut open your head and steal your brain for maximum washing!"
"Hahahahah! My brain won't be caught that easy! BRAIN-LEGS ACTIVATE!"

And then to our surprise, Daarvid's brains suddenly got up and leapt away with robotic legs!

"I'ma gonna get away from you, Tej and Nick! Muhahahahahaha!"

Nick leapt up and took the chase. Ninjas are much faster than robots, and so Nick eventually caught the robot brain.

"Tej get the detergent!"

Nick then washed the brain with a sponge and scrubbed off his evil tendencies, and educated him in they ways of the ninja.

Daarvid then was under our control, and we had yet another victory. Hooray for us!