Thursday, May 15, 2008

The return of Daarvid: Part 2

Previously on "The return of Daarvid": Daarvid is a jerk.

"
hi tej and nick u guyz suk and hav crappy adventures

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That was the email that started the war against Daarvid. The man who wants to shoot people who live in houses (because he's jealous cos of his cardboard box) sent us this email on the 13th May, 2008.

The email sucks because Daarvid can't spell, can't use grammar, has sold out, and he has returned from the nega-world where we sent him with our awesome ninja powers many eons ago. And he's pissed.

"I'ma gonna get you Tej and Nick!!!!!!!! Muhahahahahaha!!!!!"

It's on Daarvid. It's on like Donkey Kong.

The forces of awesomeness cannot fail. Otherwise, he will enslave us and force us to walk around topless while pointing angrily. If you don't want this to happen, send spam to this address: muscle_man_777@hotmail.com

The climax awaits. Next time on "The return of Daarvid": Daarvid is a jerk.

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