20 Public Holidays that need to be invented

We all enjoy public holidays and if we had more the world would be a better place so here are a few suggestions from some wise ninjas.

1. International Blog day- a day where people are given time off in order to improve thier blog.

2. International NO DAARVID day- this is for obvious reasons, nobody likes him.

3. International International Day.

4. International Star Wars day- So the geeks of the world can be easily identified.

5. International Kill the Pirates day. - Pretty self-explanatory

6. International Tej and/or Nick's birthday day- so you can celebrate with us.

7. International ninjatejandninjanick.blogspot.com day- so you can have a whole day to read the blog.

8. International Awesomeness day- Note: this day already exists as International Ninja Day, but who doesn't want 2 days to celebrate the same thing.

9. International Day Day - To celebrate all the other days.

10. International Voting Day - A day off so we can decide who we want to vote for. (Note: this is for all acts of voting even when voting what to eat in the next meal).

11. International Chuck Norris Day-s (Also known as weekdays).

12. International Future War Memorial day (so we can mourn the souls lost in the great Ninja and Time Lords vs. Pirates and Daleks war).

13. International Ninja Turtles Day- In case Tej and/or Nick turn into teenage mutant ninja turtles.

14. International Tuesday- (so we can all celebrate tuesdays)

15. International "I'm Batman" day- the guy who doen't celebrate is obviously batman, so we will be able to discover who batman is.

16. International Capture The Pirates Day - In preparation for No. 5.

17. International "I ran out of ideas for days" day

18. Internationall "Think of new days" day.

19. International "I just wanna day off day" day.

20. International "Screw you, boss. I'm taking the day off no matter what you say about some randoms' on the Internet's days" day.

The Birthday Blog

Today dear readers, we have to tell you a tale of Guitar Hero Kate, Roc Macrae and The Leprechaun. These three heroes have recently battled TIME but sadly they have lost. Time has aged them by one year. For some strange reason, humans celebrate getting older for one day of the year and the rest of they year complaining that their life is coming to an end.

But fear not young (or not so young) non-ninja people because Ninja Nick and Ninja Tej have this message for you.

"You will always lose the battle against time, as you are not ninjas/Doctor Who, however in recognition of this mighty feat we invite you to join the masterful ninja bloggers in the next poll!"

20 Best Moments In The History Of The Universe

1. The creation of the internet
2. The invention of ninja
3. The birth of Tej and/or Nick
4. The invention of awesomeness (by Chuck Norris in the year 10000 B.C.)
5. The birth of Chuck Norris
6. The invention of the number 6
7. The creation of the blog
8. The invention of your mum
9. The invention of Star Wars
10. The invention of the toilet
11. The times Tej and/or Nick saved the universe (Of course, there were more than twenty, but listing them all would take too long)
12. The invention of food
13. The invention of words
14. The invention of hair (but not red hair)
15. Our birthdays (feel free to email us presents)*
16. The day you read the blog. (that's right you specifically)
17. The invention of weekends. We remember the times when there were no weekends. A single week would continue for eternity without ending!
18. The invention of people
19. The invention of pick up lines (note: lines such as "I'm not the hottest guy here but I'm the only one talking to you" are extremely effective)
20.The invention of shuriken aka ninja stars (the most awesome weapon that has ever been thought off)

*viruses do not count as presents

P.S. Happy birthday to Nick from a while ago
P.P.S. happy birthday to Guitar Hero Kate from recently
P.P.P.S. Happy birthday to Tej in advanced
P.P.P.P.S Happy birthday to you for whenever