20 Public Holidays that need to be invented

We all enjoy public holidays and if we had more the world would be a better place so here are a few suggestions from some wise ninjas.

1. International Blog day- a day where people are given time off in order to improve thier blog.

2. International NO DAARVID day- this is for obvious reasons, nobody likes him.

3. International International Day.

4. International Star Wars day- So the geeks of the world can be easily identified.

5. International Kill the Pirates day. - Pretty self-explanatory

6. International Tej and/or Nick's birthday day- so you can celebrate with us.

7. International ninjatejandninjanick.blogspot.com day- so you can have a whole day to read the blog.

8. International Awesomeness day- Note: this day already exists as International Ninja Day, but who doesn't want 2 days to celebrate the same thing.

9. International Day Day - To celebrate all the other days.

10. International Voting Day - A day off so we can decide who we want to vote for. (Note: this is for all acts of voting even when voting what to eat in the next meal).

11. International Chuck Norris Day-s (Also known as weekdays).

12. International Future War Memorial day (so we can mourn the souls lost in the great Ninja and Time Lords vs. Pirates and Daleks war).

13. International Ninja Turtles Day- In case Tej and/or Nick turn into teenage mutant ninja turtles.

14. International Tuesday- (so we can all celebrate tuesdays)

15. International "I'm Batman" day- the guy who doen't celebrate is obviously batman, so we will be able to discover who batman is.

16. International Capture The Pirates Day - In preparation for No. 5.

17. International "I ran out of ideas for days" day

18. Internationall "Think of new days" day.

19. International "I just wanna day off day" day.

20. International "Screw you, boss. I'm taking the day off no matter what you say about some randoms' on the Internet's days" day.