As many of you have probably read Nick is very good at calling me a cynical turd/bastard, well Nick I will tell you why my reviews are better than yours.
1.I give an accurate representation of what I think and I don't fill the whole review with the word AWESOME.
2. I don't fall in love with every movie like you do. Nick I accuse you of being a movie whore!
3.I don't ruin movies for readers.
That is why Nick, my reviews (not cynical but accurate) are better than yours.
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3 comments:
i fully agree with tejbir on thi one :D
using "awesome" four times hardly qualifies as "filling the review".
That post was doubleplusunawesome.
language!...very amusing though
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