Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Ninja Wars: Attack of the Nerds

It was a dark time for the Ninja Republic. The Dark Lords of ASMS (pronounced as-meh-ss) and Aberfoyle (pronounced Aberfoyle) and etc. (pronounced et cet-era) were converging on Westminster Not-Abbey for a supreme knowledge-off. We infiltrated their ranks, along with our trusty steeds Guitar Hero Kate and Corporal Punishment and began our campaign for nine dollars each.

After a grueling mind battle, that lasted infinity hours, we came out on top due to the power of ninja. After winning the Scroll of Everlasting General Knowledge,we fled the scene with our booty, and celebrated for many days.

Sadly, we had to leave Guitar Hero Kate behind to the naked men. Also, Corporal Punishment spontaneously combusted and never seen again. If you have seen either of these brave adventurers, please email tejandnick@live.com

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