Tuesday, August 26, 2008

A letter to Mitcham Council

Dear the Dark Lords of the Dark Council of Darkness,

I have a bone to pick with you. In the past couple of millenia, you have been busy naming roads. Although your creative skill lacks the ability to come up with good names (eg Ninja Lane) you do have the ability to name things incorrectly. I am currently in battle with Guitar Hero Kate and the Gorge Gang and you had the nerve to call what is clearly the mushroom farm a gorge! No, write exclamation mark, Nick. No don't write that. STOP IT!

Why would you claim it to be Gorge Road when it should be Mushroom Farm Avenue. If this trend of treason continues, I will come...and murder your pets.

Love,
Tej and/or Nick

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