Tuesday, June 24, 2008

A letter to Nick's mum

To Nick's mum,

I have a bone to pick with you. You are hindering the blog by refusing to allow Nick to adventurise with the rest of us. The pain and sadness which you are thrusting upon me is causing the blog to die! I know you are the mother of a ninja blogger but that does not make you a ninja. Only a ninja master who has finished reading the internet may produce any sort of excuse to stop the blog.

I believe you should seek the approval from the Jedi council to visit Dr. McNinja who will declare you sicker than Hannibal Lecter for attempting to disembowel the blog.

Yours sexily,
Mr. Guitar Hero Kate ..........well really...Tej ..........not really..........yes really

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