Dear Citizens,

I have an issue with the world! And that issue is.... Alpuchetta restaraunt. Recently in an epic battle i developed a hunger and this hunger pained me on the inside. Ill be right back.....

*tej Flops it out*

*Tej re enters*

The waiters at Alpuchetta have one issue and that is their lack of a sense of humour. While trying to play Jedi mind games with their heads, i realised i can be a loud pretentious prick! Or it was their inferiour force abilities..

The adventure continued such that everytime said waiter entered the room, I would continue to tell a story which offten ended in a loud yelling of

AND MY NIPPLES WERE STUCK TO THE GROUND!!
AND I WAS WEARING A SUMO NAPPIE!
AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE A PICTURE OF MY MUM!!

None of these seemed to get any laughs internal of external from the waiter. And he then had the audacity to make the sly remark gesturing inappropriatley with his genitals to poke my eyes out.

All in all a good restraunt!