Beard Year

Movember has just passed, and I was thinking we need another month for the awesomeness that is beards. But which month? So I took the liberty of creating the name for each possible "beard month".

IShouldGrowABeardLikeMyAuntJanuaray

FeBeardary

MarchTowardsBeards

APrettyBeardil

MayIGrowABeard

JuShouldReallyGrowABeardne

JulyAboutNotHavingABeard

AugustusGloopFromWillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactoryDoesNotHaveABeardButIDo

SeptemBearder

OctopiDoNotHaveBeardsber

NoCleanShavenFacevemeber

DecideToGrowABeardember