1. All the orcs in the Lord of the Rings
2. All of the pirates in Pirates of The Carribian
and.....
3. Nick
Yes it was a fateful day when Ninja Nick and Guitar Hero Kate made a wager upon the relationship status of Miranda Kerr. But this tale can only be told in a poem.
Twas a grim day in ninja HQ
Hold on, what rhymes with HQ?
Nick was dreaming of Miranda Kerr
When he was told to stop thinking about her.
Guitar Hero Kate declared "She is taken"
Ninja Nick was shaken.
Miranda Kerr was taken by who?
Orlando Bloom, its true.
Nick refused to believe and made a wager
Kate agreed and nothing good rhymes with wager.
Two pieces of Aztec gold was the value agreed
Would Nick be right or would Kate feed her greed?
Now I am sick of writing the poem so I'll tell you Guitar Hero Kate was right and Nick was wrong. Miranda Kerr is going out with Orlando Bloom. And this is the tale of how Ninja Nick was Owned by Orlando Bloom.
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My mistake, blogs can get fatter.
P.S. this guitar hero kate lass sounds like an excellent example of a human being! She's got everyhitng! Looks, charisma, excellent ninja figthing skills, the rare ability to be awesome...the list goes on...
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