People Orlando Bloom Owned

1. All the orcs in the Lord of the Rings
2. All of the pirates in Pirates of The Carribian
and.....
3. Nick

Yes it was a fateful day when Ninja Nick and Guitar Hero Kate made a wager upon the relationship status of Miranda Kerr. But this tale can only be told in a poem.

Twas a grim day in ninja HQ
Hold on, what rhymes with HQ?
Nick was dreaming of Miranda Kerr
When he was told to stop thinking about her.
Guitar Hero Kate declared "She is taken"
Ninja Nick was shaken.
Miranda Kerr was taken by who?
Orlando Bloom, its true.
Nick refused to believe and made a wager
Kate agreed and nothing good rhymes with wager.
Two pieces of Aztec gold was the value agreed
Would Nick be right or would Kate feed her greed?

Now I am sick of writing the poem so I'll tell you Guitar Hero Kate was right and Nick was wrong. Miranda Kerr is going out with Orlando Bloom. And this is the tale of how Ninja Nick was Owned by Orlando Bloom.

This blog has nothing to do with anything

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Zing!

A moment that must be shared

We pick up our story when Nick and Sean have just departed

Tej: So, Dave, it's just me and you.
Dave: And Darren.
Tej: Oh.

Ninja Wars: Disaster on the High Seas of Awesomeness

This is Ninja Nick, reporting from the Chicken Kingdom of the Chicken Lord Daarvid's Internet cafe/dungeon. Tej and I have not been able to access a computer terminal due to our current unfortunate situations.

Firstly mine, for those who do not know, I was sent to the Chicken Kingdom to eat Daarvid's army of chicken minions. Unfortunately, there was much more than I thought. I became morbidly obese after eating 500 chickens, and the remaining 500 rolled me away while saying "ROLLY POLY BAWK BAWK ROLLY POLY".

Webcam shot of Ninja Nick typing this blog

Tej's situation is worse though. Master Sniper Dias, who Tej was meant to get the Magical Sniper of Destiny that could kill Daarvidd off is actually a pedophile or something. I didn't quite understand his ninja-pathy message. All I know is there's chains, cream, and regular meetings. And he can't escape. I will go to Sniper Valley and rescue him! Oh no, Daarvid has entered the room! Why aren't I running/fighting? Oh wait, I'm morbidly obese.

"MUHAHAHAHA! I have you now Ninja Nick!"
"You've had me for a few weeks now. And why are you typing into the computer?"
"Uhhhh, I don't know. Oh wait, how about it's so all your fantastic readers know that YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
"NEVER!"
...
Yay! I have just rolled over and crushed Daarvid! Hooray!

Now to roll to Sniper Valley for the next exciting installment!